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take a bow

Someone who bows down whilst another bums him/her. Actors bow in rows at the end of a show, and the straight ones will have thier hands behind their backs to stop the gays behind entering.

Stephen did you take a bow, whilst John entered?

by Tom_Horsie September 29, 2006


cold take

Having a trash opinion on something in sports. Relevance of your statements often nonexistent, yet something inclined you to state it.

Lebron James is overrated!” -Person who often has cold takes

by Och January 23, 2018


Taking an L

When you don't know how to properly take an L so you have to say that you lost and the person who wrecked you lost as well so you can feel better about yourself and the stupid things you said .

Learn the process of taking an L bro .

by Big tuna 6969 May 27, 2018


take a dirtnap

What you tell someone you are pissed off at right before you throw a baseball at their head.

"Thats it! Take a dirtnap."

by Sam K. July 14, 2004


Take care

Used to refer to those of whom one perceives as 'having issues' or being 'a bit mental'.

You think you're Jesus? Okay, you take care now

by Montymouse4 June 24, 2022


Take a Tucky

The act of an anally retentive dumb conservative trying desperately to poop by listening to the soothing sounds of a racially charged Tucker Carlson Fox News Rant.

Billy Jo Bob was constipated all day after he saw an NFL player kneeling during the national anthem so he took his phone to the bathroom and tried to take a tucky.

by meqanick October 04, 2018


Take a 'Trump'

When you got to the bathroom to poop, and most of it goes well but the last little bit won't leave.

Friend: Hey, man, you we're in there a while. Everything okay?

You: Yeah, I had to take a 'Trump'.

Friend: What?!

You: A Trump, the turd wouldn't get out no matter how hard I pushed.

by Jeri_Shea November 21, 2020