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Standing over your opponent's bed while you shove cookies into your mouth and chew voraciously, spreading crumbs throughout said opponent's sheets.
I hated his online persona so hard that I went over to his apartment and cookie monstered him hard.
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A big fat, smelly penis, even cancerous or diseased etc
"The guy's a sad act, he whipped out his Malignant Monster on me again, this time it was dripping with smeg!!?"
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When you blow air into a females vagina, then you clamp the beaver clip and then push down on her tummy until you here the toothless monster talk to you.
I was going down a bitch filled her with air slapped her on the abs and yelled talk to me Toothless Monster.
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Not to be confused with a monster tick (the insect).
Tick Monster is a saying mainly used in the urban societies of Hawaii, meaning "very muscular" or "ripped".
Ex1: Ho' brah! Dwayne Johnson is one Tick Monster!
Ex2: Chee, have you seen Trevor? Da guy works out every day, no joke! Dat guy stay one Tick Monstah!
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A girl when she is on her period.
Jenn is being such a vag monster today!
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The act of taking a difficult dump often accompanied by pleading to God for the turd to drop.
I can't answer the phone right now, I'm drawing a monster!
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a giant gelatinous monster that fangoriously devours ya'lls cronic.
My stash has been ganked by a cron monster.
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