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When someone gives you a freaked-out look that is so insanely filled with disbelief and confusion, that it is unable to be described with unmythical creatures.
Jane: Starts to sing Circle of Life while doing a pregnant dance in a thong bikini
Jane's Grandmother: *looks at her like she's strangling a two-headed unicorn*
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Unicorns Killed My Girlfriend is a crunkcore/scene band that consists of members Jon Jumper on vocals and production, Scarlet Skyie on vocals, and Josh Perczuk on screams. The band was formed in late 2015 with Jon Jumper being the original/only member until Scarlet Skyie and Josh Perczuk joined in April of 2016. The band originally went by the name "Murder At the Dance Club" throughout 2014-2015 until Jon changed the name to "Unicorns Killed My Girlfriend" due to a few incidents involving the police. The members have also been involved in side-projects such as a joke band Jon and Scarlet formed with Kai Cyru$ and R. Tragedy by the name of "Rawr XD" and have done a bit of solo work as well.
Did you listen to that Unicorns Killed My Girlfriend song? They sound a bit like Blood On the Dance Floor, Millionaires, brokeNCYDE, and Dot Dot Curve.
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Robot Unicorn Defenestration (RUD)
The strategy of chatting your friends on facebook in the hopes of making them lose control of their unicorn on Robot Unicorn Attack and getting a less than desirable score for one of their rounds.
One person, "Hey you suck at Robot Unicorn Attack"
Addict to Robot Unicorn Attack "NO ITS NOT MY FAULT HE USED Robot Unicorn Defenestration (RUD) AGAINST ME!!!!!!"
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A type of sex that happens between two virgins, people often see rainbows when having this sex because it is awsome.
Anne: how did you lose your virginity?
Ella: i lost it while having rainbow unicorn virgin sex
Anne: Wow! I lost mine while having awkward virgin sex.
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A hand signal used to shut everyone up. It is made by pressing ones thumb, pinky, ring finger and pointer finger together, and sticking the middle finger up in the air, so that it looks like a unicorn. Should only be used if Silent Coyote is ineffective. Otherwise it's just obnoxious.
The teacher held up a Silent Coyote, but the class kept talking. After about five minutes, she grew impatient, and busted out the real guns.
Teacher: *SHUT THE FUCK UP UNICORN*
Class is silent.
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Unicorns are most widely thought to be simply horses with horns, but a quick Wikipedia search will inform you that the mythology also states that unicorns can only be tamed by female virgins. Hence, if you say "she couldn't tame a unicorn," you're saying that she's not a virgin.
Guy 1: What do you think of that girl over there?
Guy 2: Her? She couldn't tame a unicorn, no chance in hell.
Guy 1: I concur. I bet she's never even been within a thousand miles of a unicorn.
Guy 2: She alone is the reason why unicorns don't exist in this world; they couldn't possibly occupy any place that is far enough from her without spoiling their innocence and purity
Guy 1: Hmm ... so that's why unicorns don't exist ... interesting theory.
some qweens who beat you up in one minute
OH NOT THE GIRLBOSS UNICORN SPARKLE SQUAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!