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Slang for the popular LGBTQ+ hookup app Grindr
A: So how'd you spend your summer?
B: Oh, I mostly just slept and scrolled through the Mask App every once in a while.
A: Ah...
An organization of Americans opposed to wearing masks during the 1918 Flu Pandemic, which killed 50 million people.
"The 'Anti-Mask League' protest in San Francisco was an orderly protest compared to people fighting in Walmarts today," said Dr. Howard Markel, a medical historian and a physician who leads the Center for the History of Medicine at the University of Michigan. "Today, the anti-mask sentiment has a virulence and violence of its own that we didn't see back then."
Sucking farts out of someone else’s asshole.
Santa saves his farts all day until he gets back to the North Pole where he gives Mrs. Clause the oxygen mask.
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when you have a corona mask on and you sneeze and snot goes everywhere
in the middle of the business meeting i had a terrible mask sneeze, that shit went in my mouth
THE SHIT THAT GAVE ME NITE MEARS AND EPILEPTIC SEIURES
I WATCHT PJ MASKS AND SHIT MY SELF.
When someone has passed out/fallen asleep and are given an iron mask they become "The man in the iron mask". Some people say that "The man in the iron mask" weilds incredible powers.
Whilst Marmaduke lay sleeping he unknowingly became the "The man in the iron mask"
the effect of a surgical mask getting caught on your chapped or sunburnt lips, mimicking the hook and loop effect of Velcro. People may have experienced this for the first time during the pandemic when they had to wear a face mask out in public after getting sunburnt, and the peeling skin on their lips kept getting caught on their generic surgical mask. Accutane users understand. Cloth masks may not yield the same effect.
“Why do you keep adjusting your mask?”
“I have Mask Velcro after going hiking without putting on sunscreen. As if sunburnt lips aren’t bad enough!”