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global news

Global News is a Canadian news network which sometimes doesn't get facts wrong.

Dan: "Hey, did you hear that Global News published an article on using glory holes for safer sex during COVID-19?"

Steve: "No way! That's the eighth most ridiculous thing I've heard this year!"

by Shteeeeeve July 22, 2020


News Particle

A 'News Article' but only smaller!

Plural: 'News Particles'
A smaller yet News Particle: 'News Particlette'

Coined on ActFur on Air podcast Episode 9, Season 4

Lead Editor: "Well Larry, you article is okay, but just quite big enough to a front page feature.. We're gonna have to shift it in with the 'particles on page 7"

Larry: "The Particles, sir?"

Lead Editor: "Yup! News Particles from 7 onward, sorry Lars!"

by Carni-Fuu November 05, 2012


news snacker

Someone who snacks on news from their cell phone, twitter or other social media.

I don't watch NBC any more. Nope, I' a news snacker these days with my new android and twitter.

by sbuser9 January 21, 2010


fuck that news

Very similar to fuck that noise. To disregard rumours and gossip.

Fuck that news.

by Iron Wang September 02, 2010


New Cumberland

A bunch of fake gang members that think there hood bunch off white boy pot heads drug addicts Bugs in there schools

He said he was a gang member but he lives in New Cumberland

by uqvx September 22, 2021


Fox News

Donald trump’s propaganda machine. Known for spreading lies.

Fox news: Election was rigged!
Intelligent people: Classic fox news propaganda.

by Balls Obama May 04, 2023


new-collar

Traditionally, salaried professional, office-oriented jobs for college graduates were called "white collar." Upton Sinclair coined the phrase in the 1930’s. On the other hand, "blue collar" workers were those who didn’t attend college or attended a trade school and entered manual labor roles such as construction. “New-collar” jobs are hybrid roles. They are generally salaried professional positions, but do not require a college degree and instead may only need specialized training after high school, for example for software development or programming.

“I’m not going to college, dad. I can start at a $100,000+ with a new-collar role in mainframe security programming.”

by #RockYodaDoes December 14, 2020