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1. In the USA, typically an annual wage rate based upon a 40 hour (snicker) work week.
2. Taking it in the ass from the man who signs your pay check.
3. Thinking of your hourly rate and getting sick. Because you are in essence your boss's labor bitch and the calculation will result in rapid onset depression.
Your Buddy: "So how's work?"
You: "Ya mean that 50-70 hour thing I do each week?"
Your Buddy: "Yeah - er...jeez. Are you hourly?"
You: "Fuck I wish. I'm salaried."
* Translation *
Your Buddy: "So how's work?"
You: "Ya mean that 50-70 hour thing I do each week?"
Your Buddy: "Yeah - er...jeez. Are you hourly?"
You: "Fuck I wish. I'm just taking it in the ass from the man who signs my pay check."
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Your Buddy: "So how's work?"
You: "Ya mean that 50-70 hour thing I do each week?"
Your Buddy: "Yeah - er...jeez. Are you hourly?"
You: "Fuck I don't want to think about it. I'm salaried."
* Translation *
Your Buddy: "So how's work?"
You: "Ya mean that 50-70 hour thing I do each week?"
Your Buddy: "Yeah - er...jeez. Are you hourly?"
You: "Fuck I don't want to think about it. I'm thinking about my hourly rate and getting sick."
Money paid to an employee for regular work performed that is supposed to reflect the true value of the employee to the company, but more often resembles a bad joke.
My salary is laughable.
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Something that is sad and hilarious at the same time.
My family treats me like shit, salarious.
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An overhyped number that does not quantify your child's intelligence or success.
Don't fixate on job stats or salary figures. Focus instead on the skills and interest.
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The supposed amount of money you should receive according last daily company policy for your work.
Usually paid late or never if you are Bamboozled in Vietnam.
Hey BRO we are in July.... give me my funking February salary instead of Jokinng! Motherfuker!
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Theres plenty of my salary to go around.
Everyone likes a big salary!
"I heard he gave her some of his salary last night"
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No seriously. What do you think the writing team of some of these shows makes per season? And how does me writing the things that are on the show not constitute "me being on the team?"
Hym "What is the salary? Should I google it? Did anyone else on the writing team not get their paycheck or is it just me?"
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