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Blasting taliban with a machine-gun
Gay Tony: Holy shit we're getting shot at by taliban
Joe Shmoe: Don't worry, I'll blast that sandnigger with my machinegun. Shit shoots 50 freedom's per second.
When you drop a food on the ground, you have 5 seconds to pick it up before the germs come on it. After you do this, you blow or wipe off the food and eat it. This doesn't apply to sticky foods and dirty floors.
*drops food*
*Frantically picks it up*
"5 SECOND RULE"
*Blows and eats*
When a character or person is recreated their boobs are second hand boobage
“Did you see that statue?” “yeah it has second hand boobage.”
A screaming child in a restaurant, airplane, or other public enclosed space where you can't get away from the sound.
Kathy and I were at this nice dinner the other night and it was totally ruined by the Second-Hand Baby. We had to leave before dessert.
being on your period. When a girl says she's 'in japan' it means she has her period
"I am in Japan, On my period." (Japan second meaning)
When a guy is so hot fo a girl that as soon as she climbs on him cowboy style he thrusts 2 times and is finished.
Cathy: " sooo how was your date with josh" was he awes....." Me (cutting her off mid sentence shaking my heasd disgustedly) " 8 second rodeo "