skin the chicken

Male masturbation so vigerous and violent, you rub the skin off. Eventually using blood as lubrication.

"Careful bro, you don't wanna skin the chicken. I haven't been able to rub one out since"

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Butt Skin

Butt skin is an unfortunate situation but not at all uncommon.
Butt skin is where the skin on your face is absent of slight changes of color or pigment. Someone with Butt Skin will appear to have one monochromatic tone in their facial skin not unlike that on the buttocks. Butt skin can cover the entire body but is most noticeable on the face and neck areas.

Santa Claus has rosy cheeks, he does not have butt skin.

person 1:
Ewww, what 's up with that guy, he's just not cute.

person2:
He has butt skin.

person 1:
awwwww :(

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skin chimney

a synonym for penis, dick, cock, wutever u wanna call it

My skin chimney is 12 inches

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skin flute

When a girl sux on some guys dick and the guy sings sapranno plays a song

when natalie played the skin flute on me i sang like i was in a rock band.

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skin job

The sexual act of gouche rubbing set at a grueling pace. A variation of the scissor, often used by lesbians. See scissor and gouche for further detail

My gouche is so chaffed from that skin job last night.

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ghetto skin

Any type of paper(receipt,newspaper,notebook paper,etc.) used for rolling a spliff.

Yo, gives me dat receipt. I needs a ghetto skin to wraps up dis here kronik.

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Skin Beard

The scrotum, as it is stretched tightly across another person's chin, is known as a skin beard

Dude #1: "Hey, I saw a porno where a guy totally gave a girl a skin beard!"

Dude #2: "You mean he stretched his scrotum tightly across her chin?"

Dude #1: "Yes. What are you, Definition Man?"

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