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When a man (someone else can do it for you too) shoves your own dick up your ass hole.
Oh hey Jackson, do you wanna help me with this U-Turn?
I'm exploring my sexuality, so I'm going to U-Turn myself.
You let your payots grow and conceil them with a cap. You also have to get circumsiced, but keep the cut forskin in the dick as a skin ring. When you screw a girl, start screaming at the top of your lungs, remove your cap and pull out to reveal your fallen foreskin. The girl will think she turned you jewish.
Dude, when I gave that nazi chick a Jewish Turning Surprise, she cried like she deshonored the Führer himself!
Making a U-turn while driving, with little to no regard for laws, pedestrians or oncoming traffic.
I can 100% guarantee that whether it’s walking or driving, I will be killed by someone making a Vancouver left turn
When a person pretends to be someone much more valuable than who he really is
- Let's call John to the party tomorrow! His family's rich, he's nice, and he makes a ton of money. so he might bring an expensive present.
- No need to bother about John, he turned out to be a giraffe
- Oh, seems like he is not that successful and rich after all
A group of 6 guys from New Jersey who hosted some of the greatest parties on the east coast. One of the members of the group was the Legend of the 201, Hub Masta Flex.
Did you hear that Team Turn Up is throwing a banger this weekend?
An adult animated television series produced by Atomic Cartoons and airs on PBS. The series follows the adventures of the brothers Click and Clack from their auto repair shop, Car Talk Plaza.
Click & Clack's As the Wrench Turns is the worst PBS show ever.
This is when at night you roll around trying everything to sleep and then the sun comes up.
Hey man, how was your sleep last night?
Pretty shit, it was toss turn sunlight