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To be a complete and total idiot. Very annoying person who thinks people look up to him. Says everything with an annoying hic accent.
Professor: Well I thouwt it would be nice for the class to study this in a group type setting. So lets get this hw in to me in 4 weeks. I like to eat dicks.
Student: Aww man, this is just like landers
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It's either people wanting your trust and they are actually willing to do anything and that they swear they won't make the same mistakes again. OR ANOTHER DEFINITION, which is people who say "just trust me." to make you trust them while also manipulating you. Watch out for these tactics.
Stranger 1: Hey there, just trust me
Stranger 2: I'm not comfortable with trusting you, I barely know you
Stranger 1: I know, but you can trust me.
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A conciliatory phrase to defuse a judgmental, but true, statement.
You are charging $150 for 15 minutes of work?! I'm just sayin'. Actually meaning, you know that's not right.
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A phrase that is commonly misunderstood by the nice guys. It means exactly what it says, but just incase you don’t understand I’ll dumb it down for you:
The girl who says this isn’t interested, not because she wants to be with an asshole but because she genuinely isn’t interested in you.
An example of such an interaction using this phrase:
Nice guy: m’lady, I am in love with you.
Girl: sorry, let’s just be friends
Nice guy: fine then, go for another man who will beat and abuse you, I can’t wait until you come back to me all beaten and bloody, cos that’s what other men will do to you. I would never do anything to hurt you if you said yes.
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Get the god damn hint. She/He doesn't like you back so stop being an asshole wondering if it means anything else. You both will most likely drift apart after these words are said to you, in rare cases, this can work out and you can still be friends.
Let's just be friends, and don't be a "Nice guy" and say I'm going to go get abused.
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The "Just One Pump" Frappuccino is the favourite drink of skinny bitches, along with the Vodka Diet Coke.
This is an option you can ask for when ordering your Frappuccino at Starbucks.
It refers to barristas pumping less sugar syrup into your drink to have less calories.
Barristas usually put 2 or 3 pumps in the cup, skinny bitches want only 1.
*At Starbucks*
- Hi darling, I just got out of my yoga class and I'm dying for a little booster. I'd like a Venti Coffee Frap with 2 extra shots of espresso. Just One Pump please.
- Sure. What name should I put on the cup?
- You don't recognize me bitch? I'm Kim Kardashian!
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:witheredjak: hey guys by the way it’s pain. just pain.
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