dirty u-turn

A u-turn at a stop sign

There was parking on the other side of the street so I pulled a quick dirty u-turn

Philly Turn

When a driver decides to make a left turn from the right lane, or left turn from the right lane usually cutting off other drivers and ultimately resulting in a possible crash. Most likely uninsured and unemployed trash.

I had to go buy a dash cam… I live in Philadelphia and you know those scumbag drivers are always making Philly Turns.

turn into CHEESE

Do it.

He will bite your ass and you'll turn into CHEESE

Do you want a turn of this?

A skits way of asking “do you want a hit of this joint?”

Sass mate: “Oi Quinton, do you want a turn of this?”
Talkin Pete:”Fuckin hell mate, that was a fuckin skits story.” Lezley Mackerel:“Well it’s only the beginning mate.” Talkin Pete:”Well, do you want a turn of this before you tell me the next part?” Lezley Mackerel:”Cheers mate, pretty good shit eh. What is it?” Talkin Pete: “I’m not sure, I think it might be Jack Herer or something.”

On turning

Slang for being horny or turned on. Also used in the sense when drunk. Was invented during the late 40's

Timmy: Hey John do you see that girl
John: Yeah she's so on Turning
Timmy: I was thinking the same thing
John: Look here she comes....

shi-turn

When the next turn is already deemed bad, or shitty, or when the remaining turns are bad options

Who's shi-turn is next?

turn you on to

Phrase from the seventies meaning to introduce a person to something new or interesting or "cool" that is totally new to their experience.

Yeah man, glad I could turn you on to some Thai stick finally. Pretty fucking...uh...I forgot what I was going to say...