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The JM Simp is a sub-species of mother fucker, as he is a major simp, and the opposite of an anime protagonist chad. He thinks that he pulls, but the only time that a girl has interacted with him was giving him a baked muffin in the kitchen (where women belong).
Did you hear? That JM Simp was found outside of Camberwell High School accepting a baked muffin from a stupid woman!
Someone who goes ALL out for a girl who don’t even want to talk to him or want anything to DO with him.
Omg , dudes the ultimate simp.
To simp as hard as possible and still not "secure the bag".
He just let his crush dye his hair purple and didn't get any action. Bro let shorty come over and fuck his hair but not him. That is the hardest unsuccessful simping I have ever fucking seen.
Also known as NSS this is a special addition to the meme calendar, there are two sides to the rules of this month's rules:
First rule, Do not treat any women this month with respect for being just a female treat them the way you would treat anyone else, do not "shoot shots" this month if you are already in a relationship you are allowed to continue your disgusting sexual activities. If a girl joins the voice chat on discord do not act surprised or draw attention to her. Incel behavior is so strong that it becomes so anti simp it becomes simpery. Incel behavior this month is therefore forbidden.
Second rule, individuals are not allowed to sponsor any OnlyFans content for a whole month, including subs to any given streamers not just females. To both male and female streamers Tier 1 subs are allowed nothing more, onlyfans support will be allowed but not more than $10 (including twitch content) of onlyfans purchasing a week. If you are desperate to throw your money away, throw it at the charities all over the world that need support not at women who sell pics of their bodies to get easy money.
Failure to go by these rules will result in self punishment, one must shove their genitals in a bucket of ice for 5 minutes, for women they must put blocks of ice in their panties until it melts.
Ian: I think i might go give a tier 3 sub to pokimane
Ethan: Don't do it! It's No Simp September
Ian: Shoot! I already sent the money over!
Calvin: I'll get the ice bucket. This is the third time today...
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The month that all Simp's fear, knowing they can't do homework for the girl they admire, or bring her coffee in the morning, since it is No Simp September, the month that makes all of Pokimane's Tier 3 Subs tremble in fear, knowing they can't do anything to protect their queen from Keemstar making hilarious comments about her.
Guy 1: Dude, you know Sam over there?
Guy 2: Yeah?
Guy 1: He failed No Simp September, He already offered to help Kylie with her homework.
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between 10:00 p.m. and 11:00 p.m. you simp your heart out, mainly on twitter. show your affections toward someone. @ them, or #oomf them.
during simp hour, one must be simping.
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A group of simps who put hoes before bros
Harry Mansell and Alex stone are part of the simp-nation.
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