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A Bunch of stupidass people who can't seem to make their year right without paying attention to someone they know who uses a computer in a hot room near the window.
Typically this happens because there are people who would like to believe that you masturbait a whole lot.
*Boot-up Noise from "Windows Millenium" Arrives while a comment on it is mentioned*
Stupidass People respond with: Close the window instead of turn the volume down.
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Someone who takes way too much advantage of small fuck windows (windows of time when someone who normally wouldn't will fuck them). Similar to slut and whore.
"She screwed Brad when he was drunk? What a windowfuck!"
"Cindy, you're a foreign exchange student. I'm not going to have sex with you. Do I look like a window fuck?"
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A fold of excessive fat that droops over the genitalia. Must be 'opened' before the commencement of love-making.
"Ah Beatrice, it's getting rather warm in here. Shall I open my love window?"
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When you're taking a shit and the tip of your dick touches the inside of the porcelain rim.
So very skeeved out right now. I was dropping bombs and just felt the window's kiss.
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A deceptive weather phenomenon, where indoors and behind sealed windows it feels quite warm, but outside it feels windy and quite cold.
Man1:"Why are you wearing a t-shirt? It's cold out here."
Man2:"It's window-warm, it was sweating in the car."
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Gay men put a potato on their window sill when they want to suck a dick. This makes it easier for other gays to know which house to go to for blowjobs.
"Our neighbor has a window potato, he must be thirsty for the D tonight."
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"Critical errors are the result of you asshats deleting system files" <--- But umm it crashed on clean Install. =/
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