An egg hair is a corse egg strand found in your breakfast plate while eating hashbrowns!
Jenn was very concerned when she found a large egg hair in her breakfast.
The action of shoving an egg up someone’s ass, while rubbing them in yolk.
chad: yo bro! I gave my boy a “dirty egg” last night.
dave: that’s disgusting.
A phrase pertaining to sabotage, created by demented Science Olympiad students. May also be 'dirty'.
"Hey, hey, no egg sniping!"
La epic roast made by Po (aka Kung-fu Panda from the emoji movie)
Jeff: “Hi Gib.”
Gib: “Exit the area you Fatty egg.”
Jeff: *Is kill*
Zero's all across, zip. Basically what you don't want to score on an exam, sporting event, or any other affair in which a "point" system is a factor.
Boss: So what'd we get on our customer satisfaction survey.
Secretary: Ehhhhhhh...we got egg numbers sir.
Boss: Egg numbers.....fuck me sideways.