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Love trapped

When you fall in love with someone and end up stuck in an inoptimal location, trapped in a state or region you never even planned to visit because your loved one has family there or is from there and wants to move home; usually a red state

Man: "dude why do you live there?"
Other man: "I got love trapped but the sex is good"

by LoveTrappedinMS December 24, 2021


Mohammad (my lovely bestfriend and twin)

I love Mohammad he is the most perfect bestfriend / twin / brother / dad and everything

He's a one out of billions of people nobody can be him. And nobody can replace his place in my heart hes the top best people among everyone that I ever knew he's so precious to me

He's funny and cute and amazing and such a respectful man. Moreover, he's smart without even trying to be he's so strong mentally and physically he is the bestfriend everyone wishes to have yet I was the luckiest out of all to be his friend.
I'm so glad i posted that embarrassing post because I've met him from it
He always compliments me and tells me how pretty I am

. He makes me feel truly loved and cared for, I want to take all of his sadness away
He always comforts me when I feel low

I love him I love his personality I enjoy stuff he likes I enjoy seeing him talk i enjoy his amazing music taste I enjoy sharing music with him I enjoy his conversations I enjoy seeing him happy I enjoy him complimenting me I enjoy him comforting me I enjoy seeing him talk well about him self and I enjoy that he feels safe with me and always opens up to me whenever he can't handle it. I love his two beautiful moles on his nose. Sadly this website doesn't make me talk about all of my love for him

"Mohammad (my lovely bestfriend and twin) is the most perfect man!".

by Iloveeeeeeeeeeeeemybestfriend April 5, 2023


k-love

never fails to get you right no track

you will suffer without it though

k-love i would give it a 9 plus you can call the prayer request number its not the best though

by Happy Christian April 11, 2023


I Love That Dress

It’s a “friend phrase” for when you are loving your environment, place or situation with said friend.

Chad: “Let’s go to Montreal and hit up the gay district”
Jesse: “YES girl, I love that dress

by A Chelaea Handler Fan October 10, 2022


Love log

The act of putting a finger in the anus during intercourse

The only way I can finish is when my wife gives me a love log

by Ralph loran October 19, 2021


i love milfs

hot ladys that i wanna fuck that usually have kids

friend: yoo dude look at that milf over there!

me: man, i love milfs

by spookyyatsumu October 10, 2021


love foo

It mean you don’t love someone for real but you got love for them

Love foo I’ll talk to you tomorrow

by Luhtwinod June 3, 2024