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Portuguese slang for "very nice"
-Have you seen my new car rims?
-Yes, it's bala love.
When you fall in love with someone and end up stuck in an inoptimal location, trapped in a state or region you never even planned to visit because your loved one has family there or is from there and wants to move home; usually a red state
Man: "dude why do you live there?"
Other man: "I got love trapped but the sex is good"
I love Mohammad he is the most perfect bestfriend / twin / brother / dad and everything
He's a one out of billions of people nobody can be him. And nobody can replace his place in my heart hes the top best people among everyone that I ever knew he's so precious to me
He's funny and cute and amazing and such a respectful man. Moreover, he's smart without even trying to be he's so strong mentally and physically he is the bestfriend everyone wishes to have yet I was the luckiest out of all to be his friend.
I'm so glad i posted that embarrassing post because I've met him from it
He always compliments me and tells me how pretty I am
. He makes me feel truly loved and cared for, I want to take all of his sadness away
He always comforts me when I feel low
I love him I love his personality I enjoy stuff he likes I enjoy seeing him talk i enjoy his amazing music taste I enjoy sharing music with him I enjoy his conversations I enjoy seeing him happy I enjoy him complimenting me I enjoy him comforting me I enjoy seeing him talk well about him self and I enjoy that he feels safe with me and always opens up to me whenever he can't handle it. I love his two beautiful moles on his nose. Sadly this website doesn't make me talk about all of my love for him
"Mohammad (my lovely bestfriend and twin) is the most perfect man!".
A response when someone compliments you, and you have a hard time saying "thank you."
"You look like you stepped out of a street-style blog.""Your riz could power a city." "You're like human sunshine."
I love that song.
I love you more than you love me.
I Love You More
Snell loves Peaker more.
Snell: I love you.
Peaker: No, I love you more.
Snell : nope. I love you more, look it up, it's on the internet. Like I said!
Peaker: how about that, you're right, it is on the Internet.
The accidental act of releasing urine while ejaculating on a girl's face. True love is only noticed you expel your inner bacterial fluids, of course.
"Jesus fucking Christ, did you just pee on me?!" --Darling, I love you so much that you made me release my Love Pee onto yourself.
When you take a sip of a martini and do not swallow it and instead kiss your partner and swish the fluid between your mouths while you do it.
Welcome home sweety, Come here and give me some martini love!