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When a salted, buttered, and cooked piece of corn on the cob is shoved into a woman's vaginal canal. Use on Southern Hick women for best results.
Guy 1: Dude, did you and Cathy hook up last night?
Guy 2: Yea man, I gave her a 1000 Kernel Salute.
Guy 1: Niiiiiiice man.
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Four piece band from the Flint/Davison area of Michigan that plays power pop music true to their roots. Comprised of two guitars, bass and drums.
"we went to see 1000 Watts Of Love at The Loft and they totally ROCKED my ass!!!"
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cheese on a 1000 pound girl with extra wheat
i needed surgery for my 1000 pound trauma
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The act of flash freezing ones skin while procuring Freon from an air conditioning unit.
Tyler "Ok so hold the bag up to the valve"
Anthony "Ok"
Tyler "Now press the pen against the valve"
Anthony "Like this-SSSSSTTT-fuck!!"
Tyler "Shit looks like you got t-1000'd dude"
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The worst gd movie i have ever seen in my life, bar none. Don't go to it unless you enjoy having your penis slammed in a sliding glass door, because thats what its like to watch.
"Oh my fucking god, Rob Zombie is going to...nevermind."
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When your bestfriend has to take a shit, so he comes to your house to get anal then sucks your penis
Fuck a glock glock 1000, trust me hes a rawdogger
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Where a male or female strips their victim and shoves their fingers up their ass at full speed causing the victim to fly 10ft in the air
“I love the 1000 years of death, it’s my favorite part of foreplay” -Chalier
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