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The embarassing event in a workplace where a process, task or edit, usually involving computers or software, only works when a coworker or supervisor is standing in your "cube" and looking over your shoulder.
I look like an idiot now, because the file uploaded perfectly once my boss came over to cube stand.
Lemonade Stand
An easy way to get money unless you live in a bad neighborhood.
Kid: Lemonade! Lemonade! Lemonade Stand here!
Person: *buys some for like 2 dollars*
Kid: Thank you!
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Kid: Lemonade! Lemonade!
Person: *just takes some without paying*
Kid: Oh..
A situation in which a female gives a male head while they are both standing. This may have to be accomplished by the male standing on some sort of furniture. If you are really excited, a male may do this while on stilts. Balance could be an issue.
Ellen: "Chris do you want me to give you standing head?"
Chris: "Yeah let me grab my stilts."
When josh cant reach the dick on his knees so he has to stand
hey your pretty short give me a standing blowjob
An often-pursued type of melody in marching band. Several such song shall be repeated, with no new installments each year.
Now, Band, you can play at least TWO notes in these stand-tunes correctly this time. Now, But Da-da-dut!
When a woman does a keg-stand, while visibly pregnant with a child.
I saw my mom's friend do a preg-stand at my graduation party.
When a gang boss wants you dead he may send someone to bring you to his office. The floor will have a plastic sheet over it so that when he shoots you and your body slumps to the floor, no one has to go through the trouble of removing the blood from the floor.
Standing on Plastic has evolved into a general term for someone powerful wanting you dead.
"Oh man, Chavez went crazy when I told him on the phone that I screwed up the vault job! He invited me to his office, I reckon I'm standing on plastic!"
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