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If it fits in your ass then it will do the trick.
Eggplant theory works! I can fit a whole jar in my ass.
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name of someone in paris hiltons phone book, the true meaning is only known to paris
lets prank call that fucking eggplant dike ass
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A dildo.
(Used in mixed company situations.)
My son found a “spicy eggplant toy” in my nightstand.
If by some means your penis becomes bruised and you have sex.
I got my junk slammed in a door and it was big and purple...so I gave her the Alabama eggplant.
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Anal sex.
Because an ass and a dick are represented emoticinically by a peach and an eggplant respectively.
Miley brought me my Caesar salad and as i watched her walk away, i wanted to give her some peach and eggplant salad.
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a very blonde moment for someone who is supposed to be intelligent.
person 1: Quick! name a vegetable!
person 2: Orange I mean eggplant!!!!
everyone else: hysterical laughter
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The day to celebrate and eat Eggplants/ Aubergines!
Today is August 18th / National Eggplant / Aubergine Day!