July 26th

July 26th is national exchange nudes with James day. If you didn’t yesterday like you were supposed to- you have to today . *James girlfriend only,* as he doesn’t want any nudes but hers!

Today is July 26th...perfect day for James and his girlfriend to exchange nudes!

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February 26th

National cuddle your best friend day

“Hey Haley, guess what today is?
“What”
“February 26th”
“What does that mean?”
“It means i get to hug (cuddle) you”

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26th April

The day an absolute retarded legend was born. An absolute sarcastic FUCKING TosSER who cannot keep his wit to himself. On this day you are obligated to speak in HHHHHHHHs and peace signs, and pair your 👊s to your 🤠s or face execution. If you were born on April 26th you are in luck, because that makes you an honorary Miles boy, yeehaw or piss the fuck off m’heartys.

It’s the 26th April, where are your whips and nay nays? HHHHHHHH PISS THE FUCK OFF EJEJDJJFKD

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September 26th

Today Is national handjob day, Either ask your girlfriend or your crush for a handjob. Their goal as simple as : make you cum.

Hey um it’s September 26th I have a crush on you and was wondering if you could give me a handjob?

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may 26th

The day of all faggotry
Somebody: it’s may 26th
Me: shit

Somebody: it’s may 26th
Me: shit Dude I thonk I’m gay

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26th of may

National tash send max botty pics day (must include one vid)

Oh it’s 26th of may tash must send max botty pics

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July 26th

Plague doctor day is a day for people to be dressed as a plague doctor for the entire day

Person A: why is he dressed as a plague doctor?
Person B:plague doctor day is on July 26th, thats why

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