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Christmas day. The day when everyone is disappointed with their presents.
Mum - "Merry Christmas!"
Kid - "I hope this is what I think it is"
Mum - "I went to a lot of trouble to get it.
*Kid opens present*
Kid - "...It's the wrong type. Did you keep the receipt?"
Dad - "Another 'merry' disappointment day!"
Masturbating. This is in reference to the Dusty Rhodes (former WWE wrestler) ad campaign where he says “Don’t be silly...Don’t play with your Willy “ on behalf of the American Board for Sexual Wellbeing.
“What did you do when your girl cancelled on you?”
“Let’s just say, I disappointed Dusty.”
When you go to the toilet for a poo and only a fart comes out.
'Hey kids just been to the toilet for a shit and only managed a fart. What a disappointing poo that was'
The feeling you get when you see a totally kick-ass ad, but then receive a smack in the face when you realize that the product being advertised is either terrible, or one that you hate.
Man, that was a pretty su-weet ad.
Shit, it's for Bud Light.
That there's some real commercialized disappointment.
The sad feeling you get when urban dictionary doesn't accept your word.
Go give Emma a hug; she's suffering from a severe case of urban disappointment.
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Finding out that someone you want to sleep with is a virgin waiting till marriage.
Adam and Fred still have their v-cards, it's total sexual disappointment.
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A sandwich made when one has nothing to make a sandwich with, but still craves a sandwich. These sandwiches often desperately consist of food items that are not usually put on sandwiches
For lunch today I had a disappointment sandwich consisting of a stale hotdog bun, leftover meatloaf, a mysteriously hidden piece of American cheese , and ketchup.