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A school and work appropriate term describing one who blocks another from a sexual encounter. "originally spread in Iowa"
He came in when I was alone with her, " goddamn rooster cube! "
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Boy: “I got them rooster eggs”
Mom: “I didn’t think roosters laid eggs”
Girl: “They don’t, it’s jiz”
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The act of masturbating before you have the ability too jizz.
Jimmy told me to get the cum out, but I told him I was still Ripening The Rooster.
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A douchebag who gets tanned and will try to show his abs
Douche: don't go with that fool
*Shows abs*
the term originated from jokes that people would say in 2009-2011 it would be like this
"so a tan guy walks in a bar with a chicken and he would order"
"..."
"let me get an orange rooster"
When one preforms sex first thing in the morning and finds that one's partner has begun menses.
Our pregnancy scare ended this morning when Jill gave me a Rusty Rooster.
The new way to wish someone sweet dreams, in order to confuse the hell out of them. Once you wish someone "Sweet Roosters", you must not explain what it means, just walk away letting them think you have gone all Buffalo Bob on their ass and lost your fucking mind!
Sweet Rooster also acts as a double entendre, when used in the same context as above.
1)Right before Brie went to bed I wished her sweet roosters. . . The look on her face was priceless, and the restraining order she took out on me was too.
2) I came straight out and asked her if she wanted some of my sweet rooster?
A very low hanging scrotum so low the testicles are nearly sat on constantly
Damn your brothers rooster nuts are hanging out of his shorts.