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an expression of when you take a phat shit
Man: What did you do
Other Man: I just became Vladimir Putin and nuked the toilet
The act of suckling on a Russian women's breasts in sub-zero conditions
bro this Serbian chick just gave me her Vladimir Slush Puppy
God-Emperor Putin to the likes of you.
Peter Drury: Now here's Vladimir Putin, the God-Emperor himself. He shoots... and he scores! How did he score from outside the stadium?
Gary Neville: There's never been a better player, even though he's never played football and is usually far too busy leading our civilisation towards an uncertain fate.
me
Okay, without any jokes, It's the current dictator i mean president of russia.
i am Vladimir Vladimirovich Putin, aka satan
When your ranga friend rocks up at school with the fresh cut and he looks like a Russian and you call him a gay Russian
Ohhh look there’s Chris
“Vladimir Putin fuckin where’s the vodka”
A former President of the United States who was kicked out of the office for sexual terms with members of the white house. Vladimir was also the 1st-25th President of the United States. He was also the first human to exist along with Donald J Trump and Kim Jong Un. Now they all live together as one big happy gay family.
Person 1: Hey look, Vladimir Putin is dancing to Rasputin
Vladimir: Come dance with me
Person 1: That´s gay
Vladimir: No it isn´t
Are Ukrainian People from Colorado Who have very large Penises and Lots of swag
Look I see Weezy F Vladimir, I want his Autograph