string cheese

SUPER DELICIOUSNESS IN A PLASTIC WRAP!!!!!!!! YOU PEEL OFF THE UNEDIBLE AND UNINTERESTING WRAPPER THEN YOU CAN PROCEED TO HAVE FUN WITH THE STICK OF CHEESE'S EXTREMELY INTERESTING STRINGY QUALITY. YOU CAN PEEL IT APART LIKE STRINGS! HOW AWESOME IS THAT?!?!? HOW DO THEY MAKE SUCH AN OBJECT THAT IS BOTH FUN AND UBER DELICIOUS???!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

Person 1: hey man just got back from the grocery store. here's your string cheese
Person 2: GIMME GIMME GIMMMMMMME IT NOWWWW

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G-string

Similar to a thong but exposes much more. G-strings, like thongs, are very beautiful pieces of clothing, especially for lovely females. ^-^

"I like hotties in thongs, but G-strings are incredibly sexy. ^-^ "
-me

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pull the string

When a person is acting like a non stop pussy or a little bitch and they need to stop. Similar to changing a tampon

My buddy told me he had to go home because his girlfriend said he could only be out for an hour. I said hey Chad pull the string!

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string theory

A complex theory of physics that basically says the entire universe is made up of cosmic rubber bands.
For an explanation that the common man may understand, read "The Elegant Universe" by Brian Greene

Dude, string theory is so awesome.

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string of pearls

while titty fucking the guy skeets on the girls neck leaving a "string of pearls".

"He convinced me to let him titty fuck me and I let him only if he would give me a string of pearls..."

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banjo string

the thin piece of skin surrounding the glans and connecting them to the underside of the foreskin

bryn snapped his banjo string at his party the other night while fucking one of his munters

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g-string

A string on a guitar. Not to be confused with the E-String, A-String, D-String, B-String or High E-String

Just twang the G-String!!

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