ace

another word for "ass"

My husband locked himself in his car again--what an ace.

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Aced

To kill a person in a online shooter game in a demoralizing manner. Or to kill them with out them even standing a chance.

This guy was driving down the road in gta v and I aced him with a hand gun from down the road.

Or

I got aced by a head shot and I dont even know where it came from.

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Ace

After taking a satisfyingly optimal poo, if a wipe is unnecessary or there is no lingering residue on the toilet paper, then you have successfully "Aced". If one wipe was necessary, then you received a "Birdie". Two wipes - Par. And So on and so forth. However, if you have successfully aced, you must make an A-frame above your head, like in that ridiculous song YMCA by The Village People, and shout "Ace" to the first person you see after your poo.

Friend: How was your poo?

Pooer: Dude I totally just Aced!

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ace

1. When you take a dump with no poo residue left behind on your ass; wiping is not required.
2. A flawless crap where the poo has exited without smudging on your ass; absolutely no mess at all.

1. After i had a deuce I went to whipe my ass but when i looked at the tp after whipping there was no shit on it, I had an ace!
2. Jimmy is on fire this week, his shit streak has been unmatched with a total of 7 consecutive aces.
3. I'm so glad I had a fawking ace, I had no time for maintenance on my durf because I was in a hurry.

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AC

n. abbreviation for Acura (type of car made by Honda)

That chick drives a pimp ass Acura Legend...dizaaaaam!

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The AC

Abbreviation for “Anal Commando;” A title given to a person (typically a male) in an authoritative position who abuses his (or her) power. Said person is typically overzealous and uptight (anal).

Principal McVicker is a real Anal Commando! He has a huge bug up his ass.

The AC gave me another detention in class today.

AC Rimmerman is a real cunt-- he nailed me with another fine today.

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aced

to get extremely high especialy on heroin but can pertain to any drug or alchohol.

I wanna get aced but I cant find my rig

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