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Someone who believes that openly admitting ignorance equals intelligence. Too lazy to think and research, and too cowardly to openly make a choice, and ultimately,too self-righteous to admit.
Agnostic: "Sure, I'm an ignorant moron too, but at least I have the decency to admit it!"
Person: "Uh, if you KNOW you're a moron why do you still do nothing about it?"
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Lazy sacks who think that life's greatest questions are best left unanswered.
Nevermind, I'm agnostic...
Sorry, my brain hurts; that's why I'm agnostic.
37 year old who works at Blockbuster, lives in parents' basement and eats lukewarm Pop Tarts, but is unequivocally agnostic.
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Hi. i'm an agnostic because i dont believe in god but wont admit it.
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Agnostic people are people who secretly know there is a God but dont have the balls to believe that they'll live a great life after they die.
Agnostic people usually turn towards Jesus as they get older and realize they were dumb in their teen years.
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A person who does not know whether to believe that God or a higher power exists or not.
Basically, an atheist without balls.
There is no proof for or against a higher power, so I guess you could call me agnostic.
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A dyslexic agnostic is one who is uncertain as to the existence of dog.
Tom was a dyslexic agnostic: he was uncertain as to the existence of dog.
Someone who is both Agnostic and a Satanist
Unsure what to believe in (a god/devil, angels, demons, ghosts, magic/spells, ect.) An Agnostic Satanist does not follow the laws of Christianity, but rather the laws of Satanism.
They do not worship any higher power, though they may somewhat believe in one.
"I am a Satanist, but I cannot prove that God/Satan does or does not exist. I am an Agnostic Satanist
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