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Alaska Lead

An aviation slang for a lead who loves to teach other subordinates a good lesson. He will go and do whatever it takes and no matter the cost just to get a taste of that asshole. Avoid these guys in aviation, if he put it on his resume. It's probably a lie.

I was an Alaska Lead last night, I used a lot off butt holes. Oh well at least mines doesn't hurt.

by a seeker not a destroyer September 7, 2018


Alaska threeway

A fetishistic mΓ©nage Γ  trois involving two males (one of whom is morbidly obese) and one female. Alaska threeways can be both humiliating and dangerous for the female and the slimmer male. They are most likely beyond awesome for the fat guy.

Derived from the 2010 senatorial campaign in Alaska, comprised of write-in candidate Lisa Murkowski, tea party favorite Joe Miller and goliath of a man Scott McAdams.

Will: Where's Jeff? I haven't seen him since the party lastnight.

Seth: Check the ER. I heard he got into a gnarly Alaska threeway with Katie and Ogre after everyone left.

Will: Oh gross! Poor guy, that's sick.

by Alyeska2112 November 3, 2010

6πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


Seneca of Alaska

A term used for pretindians, those who pretend to be native.

Stemming from a Tumblr post. A kid posted a hispter in a war bonnet. When accused of being racist, he claimed that he was native and therefore not racist. When asked what tribe he was enrolled in, he exclaimed Seneca of Alaska, a non-existing tribe.

"It's not racist! I'm native!"
"Let me guess, you're Seneca of Alaska?"

by janessabess February 5, 2012

3πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Alaska Blumpkin

A combination of a blumpkin and an alaskan pipeline.

Shitting while getting a blowjob and then putting it into a frozen condom to fuck a girl in the ass.

I gave her an alaska blumpkin.

by jwrj53 January 14, 2013

4πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


Hey Alaska

Hey Alaska, also the name of a pathetic excuse for a band is the term used when describing a situation as shit or just plainly disappointing. It can also be used to describe bad decisions or to describe certain events.

During a night out:

Guy 1: 'I would be having such a better night if Ruth wasnt out with us..'
Guy 2: 'Yeah, i know what you mean mate, she's extremely annoying and its making my night so Hey Alaska!'

After a successful toilet visit:

Guy 123: 'The massive Hey Alaska I just put in that toilet is incredible'
Guy 2: 'dude that's so Hey Alaska!'

Two friends eating a sandwich:

Guy 4: 'Im glad i picked tuna, its really nice, i think the prawns would have been too Hey Alaska for me'
Guy 7: 'Definitely.'

by Polar33 August 5, 2010

32πŸ‘ 37πŸ‘Ž


alaska thunderfuck

Some dank ass motherfuckin weed.
one hit and you'll be on your ass..
and the white widow up hurr.. DAYUM!

Shitsonn, one hit of that alaska thunderfuck and i was seein little smurfs trying to steal my underwurrz

by Cathyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy March 22, 2008

49πŸ‘ 69πŸ‘Ž


university of alaska

A university that doesn't have an urban dictionary definition. Because no one heard of it.

Dude, which university did you go?
University of Alaska
What's that?

by Ijustwantanameplsplspls January 5, 2018