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the swingingest paper towel brand on the market today.
"what kind of paper towels should i get?"
"Brawny DUH!"
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A lumberjack of epic power and unequaled greatness. A decendent of mighty pirates kings of old. A follower of Odin and Thor, the Norse gods of war,thunder,and kickassness. Able to chop down entire forests and process them into paper towels in a single day. He wears plaid all the time except for the occasonal Hawaiin shirt when he is feeling festive. He frequently consorts with Valkeries,housewives,and the occansional quarter whore.
Highly attractive housewife: I just wish i had some paper towels.
Brawny Man: Here are some towels mam.
Highly attractive housewife: That plaid makes me dizzy, oh i feel faint..
Brawny Man: Sorry, you aren't my type...maybe if you were naked and painted blue. You don't except quarters do you?
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'Brawny and Shunt' is a term used to describe two female best friends who are hot. Rumors suggest these girls are lesbian. However they're the opposite and go to gyms in order to perv on hot men. Brawny likes to take her hair out and flick it while doing weights
Brawny is usually a very fit, hot brunette with a distinctly foreign accent. Shunt is a bit taller than Brawny with less muscle mass and larger breasts. Shunt's hair is usually died blond, but not very well.
As a result of spending too much time in the gym's weights room, both girls have impressive biceps. Like her name suggests, Brawny likes to whip them out on a first date, which renders her boys absolutely crazy.
These two girls together are generally loose-canons, who like to do stupid stuff for entertainment. For example speaking foreign languages whilst walking through the city, wolf whistling at randoms and lying to Brazilian shop assistants about their education.
Brawny is a girl who is the more rational of the pair, whereas shunt gets very silly. Brawny and Shunt are both highly intelligent, and get bullied by wogs with names like "phlegm".
There are many pairs of bffls like B&S. They are most prevalent in Australia, and England.
E.g 1/ Each Sunday morning, Brawny and Shunt go to the pilates class at their gym. In order to piss off the pilates instructor, Brawny and Shunt like to do completely different moves from her.
E.g 2/ Shunt is doing pilates and applying some pink lip gloss. Muscly toned pilates instructor (over microphone): "Putting lipgloss on while exercising, now that's something I would do!"
E.g 3/
Leo: "you two girls are always together.. you know what i think?"
E.g 4/
phlegm: "OIYA BITCHES!"
bs turn around.
phlegm (on her way to smoke.. so understandably testy):"if i hear you talking bad about my girl again, i'm gonna knock ya flat."
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A sinister device that utilizes boredom, a roadtrip and no bathroom break. The Brawny Bomb was developed on the lone Highway 52 in North Carolina and consist of one Brawny paper towl (preferably the extra absorbent kind for safety) and someone who hasnt taken a shit in a long time; said person is to shit on the paper towl (while in the back of the car) and then simply toss it out the window at the car behind you. A simple yet devastating weapon.
OMFG Rick just threw a Brawny Bomb at that car.
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(Noun) a gay woman who loves women sexually, physically, and emotionally, these lesbians are somewhat masculine and feminine in traits and mannerisms. They may have an arrogant swagg and possibly be a womanizer. The important aspect in this identity is the individual's wish to emphasize their masculine and feminine qualities. Also, there is no constraint for the masculine/feminine traits to be expressed equally. However usually women who identify as this feel they possess similar amounts of masculine and feminine qualities.
Examples include:
A woman who dresses boyish and has a soft demeanor and is a playa
A girl with very dominant personality who fluctuates in dress looking femme one day and masculine or androgynous the next
A feminine girl who's role in relationships is dominate and possibly her sexual conquests numerous
Girl 1: Yo, did you hear about Nikeshia and that girl?
Girl 2: Yah she got turned out by some brawny gal from around the way.
Girl 1: brawny gal?
Girl 2: Yah, this playa-type lesbian was seriously flirting with the girl all night in de club. Nikeshia didn't stand a chance that chic's a pro.
Girl 1: You were there, with her at the gay bar?
Girl 2: Naw i was already there and saw dem making out in the back.
Girl 1: Wait... already there, are you?
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