a good looking older woman who by appearance and style suggests she leads a pampered lifestyle. Out of touch with reality, yet strangely attractive.
Hey look at Jlo's mom she is such an astronaut's wife..
Yeah I bet she's like 90 but looks like she's 20
Astronaut pussy: The highest you can get.
Can we get any higher than a giraffes pussy?
Yeah! You can get "astronaut pussy" the highest you can get.
Astronaut pussy: the highest you can get.
After taking another hit. I was higher than a giraffes pussy. Then I took it another level and turn it up a notch. I went to far and got "astronaut pussy." Damm I wish my girl was Here ...
The combination of huffing inhalants from a salt and vinegar chip bag
Hey man, I just finished off this bag of lays, wanna astronaut tang some of this glue?
Rolling in a dirty porta-pottie from an elevated area while getting a blumpkin
I had a crazy weekend, I took a girl on a dirty astronaut
Nut in a cherrio bag and put it over the persons head
I gave Keisha the dirty astronaut now she loves NASA
A move when making an attack on another's gooch (see gooch attack) when you pick the victim up with one arm and gooch them with the other while they are in the air
You can have two or more attacks to have one pick up the victim and the other gooch attack
dude I was laying on the couch when Andrew picked me up and Nick gooched the hell out of me, i got gooch astronauted hard
i gooch astronauted your sister