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astronaut's wife

a good looking older woman who by appearance and style suggests she leads a pampered lifestyle. Out of touch with reality, yet strangely attractive.

Hey look at Jlo's mom she is such an astronaut's wife..
Yeah I bet she's like 90 but looks like she's 20

by Iknowatdatmeenz! March 5, 2017


Astronaut pussy

Astronaut pussy: The highest you can get.

Can we get any higher than a giraffes pussy?

Yeah! You can get "astronaut pussy" the highest you can get.

by Bigbirddebelen August 9, 2024


astronaut pussy

Astronaut pussy: the highest you can get.

After taking another hit. I was higher than a giraffes pussy. Then I took it another level and turn it up a notch. I went to far and got "astronaut pussy." Damm I wish my girl was Here ...

by Lalakett August 10, 2024


astronaut tang

The combination of huffing inhalants from a salt and vinegar chip bag

Hey man, I just finished off this bag of lays, wanna astronaut tang some of this glue?

by Therealbojangles December 26, 2020


DIRTY ASTRONAUT

Rolling in a dirty porta-pottie from an elevated area while getting a blumpkin

I had a crazy weekend, I took a girl on a dirty astronaut

by J R Ø S S May 4, 2018


Dirty astronaut

Nut in a cherrio bag and put it over the persons head

I gave Keisha the dirty astronaut now she loves NASA

by 146foxyup March 13, 2023


gooch astronaut

A move when making an attack on another's gooch (see gooch attack) when you pick the victim up with one arm and gooch them with the other while they are in the air

You can have two or more attacks to have one pick up the victim and the other gooch attack

dude I was laying on the couch when Andrew picked me up and Nick gooched the hell out of me, i got gooch astronauted hard

i gooch astronauted your sister

by Pickles Pickles August 8, 2011