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When mdma in pill form is placed around halfway down the tip of the penis, after which, oral sex is performed on the male, so that as he ejaculates the mdma into his partner's mouth and they trip balls.
Man 1: Did you know Australia has the highest use of mdma per capita?
Man 2: Yeah it also has the highest use of Australian Catapults per capita.
Woman 1: Ooo did you and Darren get naughty last night?
Woman 2: Sure did. Gave him the old Australian Catapult.
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A glass container for beer, or simply put - a beer bottle.
Bruce 1: Would you like a glass for your beer?
Bruce 2: No thanks, I'll just use the Australian crystal.
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"Quiet Australians" has really become a euphemism to describe the selfish, ignorant, entitled and apathetic among us - those eager to retain "wealthfare" and tax rorts at the expense of the young, the poor, the jobless, the disabled. Those "inconvenienced" by climate protests. Those who want to hoard inordinate wealth while others suffer. Those whose attitude can be summarised as "fuck you"
that "quiet australian" out there stirring a fuss...
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The act of having sex between two trees(specifically very close to each other) where the women wraps her hands behind one tree and the man leans his back on the other and lifting her legs around him thus resembling the shape of a hammock
hey did you guys hear about chad? he took his girlfriend out into the woods last night and gave her an australian hammock!
puting salt on a chicks brown star before you give her a rim job.
Doug likes giving his wife an australian margarita after a night at the strip club.
The act of farting and queefing repeatedly under a blanket and trapping someone under it for them to smell your bodily gas and fluids.
Kerri: {farting and queefing} ... hehehehee!
Lauren: Kerri, what was that?
Kerri: Oh, I'm just brewing an Australian Fireblaze under my blanket for Anna when she wakes up.
The act of making a woman orgasm using nothing but your nose.
A 'down under' version of an Eskimo kiss
Look at that guys nose, I wouldn't mind him giving me an Australian Eskimo