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'Cock and Awe' is the act of wielding the mighty penis to pound pussy with combination of such thunderous force and adroit virtuosity as to elicit incredulous awe from your female partner(s). Claims to have visited Cock and Awe upon a woman are stark declarations of bravura, godlike cocksmanship, and as such are Power Words or Holy Invocations never to be spoken falsely or in jest. As a caveat, Cock and Awe is verifiable medically and even to the casual observer. If you have in fact laid down Cock and Awe upon a woman, her vagina will thereafter autonomically begin to moisten, palpitate and dilate the instant she is in your presence. Even the casual observer might well notice the woman's sudden flared nostrils, crossed eyes, collapse to the floor, rapid combat crawl towards you and frantic clawing at your fly.
Friend: (Smirking) "Duuuude, Amanda's like totally fuckin' apeshit over you! Tiffany told me she was talking to Amanda at the Club last night, and every time Tiffany said your name, Amanda started hopping up and down like some too-eager retarded kid."
Cocksman: (Smugly) "Amanda came over two nights ago, Dude. I had given Amanda the impression she was just comin' over for some quick Catch and Release makin'-out. But the next thing you know, I've got Amanda's fine ghetto-ass bent over the arm of the couch and I'm like balls deep in her laying down some textbook, heavy artillery thundercock. I fucked her for like the next five hours, I kid you not. When we were done, I'm all like looking around the living room and shit, you know? Complete, total war zone, Dude. SweartofuckinGod, there's like pieces of splintered furniture on the carpet, houseplants upended, busted picture frames on the floor, Amanda's panties are in the fish tank and her bra is overhead going 'round and 'round on the ceiling fan. Man! Did I ever lay down the Heavy Meat, Dude! As I'm lookin' around, Amanda's head is on my chest and I notice she's shuddering and fuckin' cooing like a pigeon, sweartofuckinGod. Yep. I think we can safely say I laid down the ol' Cock and Awe on Amanda."
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On GTA 5 Online, Beach AW is a type pvp in which players use "All Weapons" to kill each other. The purpose of that is to kek (spawn-trap) your opponent.
Most Beach AW players are tryhards so you can chose the easy way out as much as you want during a fair 1vs1.
The other rules are : you can use every weapons except the special rounds on the heavy sniper mk2, no vehicles, no ceo, no off radar, no BST, no RC Bandito, no lamar, no friend helping you, no Orbital canon, and you can spam explosives.
Giving up in a 1vs1 Beach AW will automatically make you lose, whatever the score.
Do you want to 1vs1 me Beach AW in a private session ?
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This is a deviant sexual maneuver that requires two people, a chair, and a pickle at least 7 inches in length. Person A positions the chair so that the back is flat against the floor, then proceeds to sit in it and masturbate rigorously. Person B inserts the pickle into their own rectum, then squats over person A's face and urinates in their mouth comma otherwise known as the Chickpee. Then, person B remove the pickle from their own rectum and inserted into person A's asshole, while A, still masturbating furiously, does their best impression of Terri Schiavo/Christopher Reeves/ Stephen Hawking, completing the second part of the process known as pickling the vegetable. Finally, just as person A is about to climax, B violently rips the pickle from the other person's ass comma throws it directly into their face causing a broken nose, screams Allahu Akbar infidel, and leaves to go Crusade the Holy Land.
Randy - dude what the fuck happened to your nose?
Darwin - Vegeta gave me an awful falafel last night, I knew that Sandy turban-wearing cameltoe bitch was fucking dirty but I didn't know she was that dirty! I hope president Trump bombs whatever third world shitbox her and her family are from!!!
Randy - give him time
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to acknowledge what someone is saying to you
Rick:I got this hoe lined up back at tha house you wanna come run a train.
Bob: awe-ite.
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something you say when something bad happens
I just fucked your mother, aw shit
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An expression of happiness, anger, or surprise whenever something extraordinary happens.
Aw, damn! He just ran 96 yards and scored a touchdown!
or
Aw, damn! That guy just ran over a dog!
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