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The Phantom Banker

He who banks but does not claim also known as, "The Secret Banker".

There has been no recorded sightings of the 'Phantom Banker'. All reports of his identity are not proven to be true.
If the banker wants to bank he does without pride of remorse.

He isn't the banker we deserve he is the banker we need...

Boy 1 - Who just banked that?
Boy 2 - I dont know, must of been.. "The Phantom Banker" DUN DUN DUUUUUUUUN!!!!!

by G_UNIT123 October 17, 2013


nicholas campbell banker

shutup he's cooler than u, he used to b fatter than FRAGINNG GODZILLAZZZ
but now he is less , not leZ but leS

hey is that nicholas campbell banker?

by nicholas campbell banker November 28, 2021


banker dick

The kind of dick you find out in the club on a Wednesday, frequents equinox, gets bottle service, refers to all his male friends as bruh....

Ang was late again for work, she busy with that banker dick all night....

by Dirt Dee November 14, 2019


Banker

A person who works in a bank is called a banker.

I want to be a banker.

by November 23, 2021


poor banker

A hobo that asks you to "deposit" your money to his "bank" instead of you depositing your money somewhere else.

broke kid: *sees a thick pocket* Ayy lmao wanna deposit your money? 100% of your money goes to my benefit!
rich kid: No mate I'd rather go to wells fargo.
bystanders: Crikey! $That poor banker got a run for his money!

by watdafuq January 9, 2019


Spartan-Banker

A Finance-Broker or Just an Average-Joe Who Embezzles People For Money To Get What They Want/Deserve For Personal Gain or For Pleasure. Most Spartan-Bankers Are Usually Greedy Male Jewish-Lawyers, Latino or Asian Single-Moms, Black or Hispanic-College/University Studies Typically Military-Veterans (Who Were Probably Assigned To The Finance-Corps as Acquisition Managers or NCOs) Who Need The Money To Survive on Besides Their Montgomery GI Bill, and High-School or College Students Who Can't Get What They Want Because Their Parents Say "No" So They Steal People's Money off the internet, typically credit cards.

Bernie Madoff Was Defiantly a Spartan-Banker.

by Showa 96 the ham-eating crusader808 May 8, 2016