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the man dick slaps the womans ass until her ass turns a reddish hue, then the woman proceeds by trying her aim at throwing shit towards the mans belongings.
"hey, did you spill some chocolate?". "no, me and this one girl did a naughty baboon and she got shit all over my car keys."
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When a dude's penis looks bright red on the head like a baboons buttocks.
Sally: "OMG last night I gave Roby head for the first time, ROBY has a baboon penis!"
Mary: "NO WAY!?"
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First make your girlfriend do a sexy stripper dance. Then, when you get to the peak of excitement, jump up, thump your chest, swing your arms and spit copius amounts of frothy saliva, all the while making baboon-like sounds. Then pick her up and throw her over your shoulder and carry her to your tree house.
"How did you get on with that new bird from the club??"
"It's not going to work out - she called the police after I gave her the RABID BABOON"
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where the chick u are having sex with is not proportional. such as she can be suppper fat but have a tinny ass and tits, or really skinny with huge tits and HUGGGE ass
Dude, i fucked a glorious baboon last night and she came on my lamp.FUCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK its in my hair
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People who look like a cross between a pig and a shaved monkey with pink skin, thin lips, straight hair, big eyes, and body hair.
dude, did you see that white dude?
Yeah, he looks like an albino baboon.
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The swollen and raw appearance of the vaginal area after hours of vigorous copulation.
He fucked me real good; I got that baboon pussy.
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The most horrible noise that can occur when someone is getting a blowjob.
Did you see that cwb at the party last night?
Yeah she was totally giving that guy a baboon suck.
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