Bamboo

Matt roses cat

Bamboo just ate a furby

Old Bamboo

The "Old Bamboo" endearingly refers to a long bamboo stick famously coined by Dick Van Dyke in his breakout role in Chitty Chitty Bang Bang through the song "Me ol' bamboo". More colloquially, the old bamboo can refer to a penis experiencing erectile dysfunction, possibly due to age related illness.

"Sorry love, me old bamboo don't work the way it used to"
"The pandas gone an' chewed on me old bamboo, the greedy bugger"

bamboo drizzle

water that continues to fall off tree leaves even after the rain clouds have stopped pouring

"How are you wet? I thought it stopped raining an hour ago"
"Oh yeah this is just a little bamboo drizzle"

fuckn in my bamboo

one two

VR: FUCKN IN MY BAMBOO LOOKIN IN MY ONR TWO

bamboo rump

Similar to camel toe whereby a woman's Venus mound is clearly discernable under the snug fabric of her lower garment, except more pleasurable sounding when compared to dry and sandy camel toe

Hey dude! Check out that moist bamboo rump on that fine ass girl.

Bamboo Stick

Person who has bamboo stick legs .

Look at Elicia and her bamboo stick legs!

bamboo-zled

Tricked into thinking you’re getting real bamboo when it’s actually just some cheap crappy imitation (think, using dried marsh-grass blades or cattail leaves for creating a basket, lamp-shade, or mat/curtain, instead of da genuine natural-plastic woven slats).

I hired a fly-by-night landscaper to plant a “tubular grass” fringe around my house, but the lyin’ shyster just stuck in a weedy thicket of Japanese knotweed --- I got seriously bamboo-zled on THAT deal!