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inserting testicles into a partners anus. Why? becuase it's just as hard to get a dog in a bathtub.
I gave her a dog in a bathtub and then made her lick my shitty balls.
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It is what happens when Number Two (or five these days) inserts his enormous steel plated testicles inside an unsuspecting minx's beeeeeeehind and shakes them vigorously. His balls give off such friction that authorities have often feared another Chernobyl type incident.
After waving to the crowd, Number two reveals his massive testicles and pops them fair into the arse of Mimi McPherson. While she smokes crack. And her crack smokes as well.
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I think he's having problems with the vertical bathtub.
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The act of screwing a pregnant chick in a pool, hot tub, or jacuzzi.
"So I hear your girlfriend is pregnant...guess this means you'll be making it rain fishy bathtubs for the next 9 months"
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When one takes a bath in an open grave, usually in rainwater or the dirt of the grave, the occupying corpse can be included if so wished
"Damn yo, you smell like you just been in an alabama bathtub"
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While receiving a blow job from your female friend, you proceed to showhorn BOTH testicles, as well as your shaft, completly into her mouth!
"I was so hard that when I put the dog in a bathtub she puked on my wang"
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When a woman is disappointed in shower sex with her husband
(Post:Hanley,Kirstie)
Last nights shower was a Debra in a bathtub
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