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a religion/ethnic group in which have a reputation of being treated like dirt. people blame the jews even though they brought freedom to the world along with blacks. i think that people have no right to blame the jews when all we did is bring freedom! i have ancestors who were jewish and i get all a+s in science/history/religion/math. mostly religion because i found out religiously that all born catholics have jewish in them. you see, someone jewish came up with this religion and switched to it. before he was born, we all had jewish ancestors. this is true because the religion of catholisisim wasnt thought up yet. so we are all jewish.

i am proud to know that i had ancestors who were jewish. i am proud to have ancestors who brought freedom to the world!

by wikipedia man June 15, 2007

953πŸ‘ 1146πŸ‘Ž


Jews

A name for people who are part of the Jewish religion, It is a RELIGION and is not a race or group of people out to get you so for the ignorent people that have decided that they 'hate' Jews, one of your close friends are likely to be jewish and they probably dont even know themselves.
Jews are a bunch of amazing, beautiful people and i love them.
Remember; being jewish is a BELEIF and therefore cannot look a certain way.

The list of Jews are endless, if anyone wants to get rid of jews then maybe you should realise that so many of the people you watch on telly, so many songs you listen too, so many people you admire are infact jews.
EG. Simon Cowel, Zac Efron, Sharon Osbourne, Amy Whinehouse, Einstein, a guy in west life, there are just too many to name.

by Emily Georgina Scotts June 22, 2009

981πŸ‘ 1189πŸ‘Ž


jews

Jews are people that have other things to do aside from hating religions, races, world and whatnot. Most of them work hard to earn money, support their family and whatnot, and all that without killing 6 million people.

They have shared characteristics because most of them follow similar laws with understanding and they don't just breed with everyone.

Most racist that hate Jews because of their 'race' exist because their grampas and fathers shagged goats and retarded women. That's an obvious fact which has scientific and history background.

Westerns: You’re a Jew aren’t you? I can tell from 10 miles.
Jews: Yeah, and who’re you?
Westerns: I’m white native American.
Jews: laughs
Westerns: plans how to murder the Jew and take all his possessions

by bole76 July 11, 2008

969πŸ‘ 1212πŸ‘Ž


jew

khalifa

khalifa jew

by jencksckklacklasdfgvswtyhzdfgs February 24, 2017

79πŸ‘ 116πŸ‘Ž


JEW

The God himself, or the mysterious perfection and deification of the human character.

Not only do you need to have blood from one of the 12 tribes, but also study the mysteries of the Torah, oral law, and cabala to reach the status of a Jew.

by Mr. Illuminasty June 18, 2010

753πŸ‘ 1038πŸ‘Ž


jew

one who practices the world's oldest monotheistic religion

Jesus was a Jew, douche

by shooter August 4, 2005

5098πŸ‘ 7447πŸ‘Ž


Jew

Jews are a cultural, ethnic, and religious group with origins in the Middle East. They were exiled from their land thousands of years ago by the ancient Romans and wandered throughout the world, while holding onto their cultural traditions and language the entire time. The return of Jews to the land of Israel in modern times is considered a miracle by many, both Jews and non-Jews. Whether miracle or not, it is an amazing historic event. Modern genetic studies have shown that Jews from all over Europe, Iran, Iraq, Morocco, Algeria, and many other places have a close genetic relationship based on their common Israelite origin; also, they have an admixture of genes from neighboring peoples, so Jews are no more or less a race than are Armenians, Swedes, Greeks, etc.
The one characteristic that stands out in Jewish culture is the ability to look at the world in a new way. That's why people such as Abraham, Jesus, Freud, Marx, Einstein, and many others, have changed our basic outlook on the world.
Unfortunately, many people do not understand Jews and Judaism very well. The fact that this group has been subject to attempts to eliminate them through genocide (Nazi Germany, the Crusades, ancient Persia, ancient Egypt) has left a trauma on the Jewish national consciousness. In the modern era, genocidal intentions against the Jewish people remain a threat, chiefly by practitioners of Jihad terrorism, abetted by a propaganda war against the State of Israel in the world media. Ironically, despite the "stinginess" stereotype, Jews give more to charities than any other ethnic group. Jews do like to get a good deal, though. Why pay retail?

Neighbor: "I see you've got your bags packed. Going on vacation?"

Jewish Guy: "No, I'm Jewish."

Observer: "When you get two Jews together why are there three opinions?"

Jewish Guy: ""We're saving one for a rainy day."

by Edwin D. R. February 2, 2008

1435πŸ‘ 2168πŸ‘Ž