Bedroom Eyes

Windows to your hole.

Her bedroom eyes were impossible to see from behind.

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Bedroom gymnastics

To engage in sexual activity in the bedroom e.g. swinging from the chandeliers double triple somersault into the bed.

Lionel Richie "because I’m easy, easy like Sunday morning"

"Yeah I’m of round some birds house for a bit off bedroom gymnastics"

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bedroom-dead

Adj:

a) when a woman has not had sex in more than 10 weeks and is sexually frustrated.

b) sexually unsatisfied in general

c) adj used to describe vanilla sex

If a woman is bedroom-dead, def a), and still has carnal needs, she'll probably resort to Craigslist

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bedroom bully

made famous by shabba ranks; nigga who pushes hoes around in the bedroom, a real back breaker!!

ask who is da bedroom bully

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Parents Bedroom

I now declare that the words master bedroom be stricken from the English language.

Unless women are the masters of the house, the best room in the house should not go to the master. I don't know where this term started but I think its time for change.

I think we should take the name of "MASTER" out of the term "Master Bedroom" and change it to either Adult Sleeping Chamber or to Parents Bedroom or to something even better.
The Word "Master" makes me think of slavery and makes it seem that a man is the master of his house, and as such, it is his room. The master's room.

It's chauvinistic, it's bigoted, and it's misogynistic.

Any and all comments are welcome.

Stay out of the Parents bedroom.

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bedroom spanish

Spanish used during oral sex

When "Oh Jesus" is muttered from her lips you know it's time for bedroom spanish.

bedroom jemima

1: A good looking girlfriend/good time girl that is always up for sex
2: A Decent looking Fuck buddy

Guy 1: That girl is so fine that I gotta make her my bedroom jemima
Guy 2: man that's so true

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