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bellend

literally means the end of a cock.

general fucking idiot. nobody likes a bellend.

self obsessed twat that usually smellf

‘how’s your brother?’
‘oh, he’s being a fucking bellend.’

by fucking slag September 29, 2022


Bellend

A type of dick head but is circumcised like a filthy Jew. A bellend is either a stupid erotic cunt that likes to toy around with his last bit of foreskin while in the shower with his brother or a prick who cant get his hands of his cock because his sex drive is on a different scale of Jimmy Savile. Chavs use this word a lot because their all circumcised little spazstics. You could also refer a bellend to a bald bloke or a leukaemia infested human.

Jimmy: Boys i managed to stretch my foreskin out so wide my bros head could fit in it

Will: *calls child protection services

Luke: Oi Bellend, your scalps got enough sun you orange looking bastard

Bellend: Cries in Leukaemia

by Straight as Jimmy November 8, 2020


Bellend

So, one day I was spoken to rudely and I replied with: "youuu bellend"

"I got Told to move out the fucking way, I said to the person "you bellendc

by TubOfLard May 26, 2022


Bellend

Nicloa Sturgeon

That stupid Scottish cunt Nicola Sturgeon doesn't even know what democracy is. What a fucking bellend.

by Professional Englishman March 13, 2017


Bellend

It’s a person also know as Alex he ass is fucking huge and he got a perm

What a bellend re alex

by Hrjririeie February 27, 2021


bellend

funny prank

search up "bellend" on google lol get pranked

by ChameLeonTV September 3, 2019


Power bellend

Someone who is a bellend of the highest order.

Man I really dislike Chris, he's such a Power Bellend.

by Unreal_stuff January 31, 2024