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Someone who sits on a kiddy size JCB wearing a striped guess T-Shirt, Palace socks stretched up their shins and BlacK Vans
Top of the penis, also a British insult. Basically the same as saying "dickhead"
Alex: Hey, did you see how Dan acted at the party last night?
Jamie: Yeah, I couldn't believe it. He was being such a bellend, especially when he started arguing with everyone for no reason.
Alex: I know, right? It was so embarrassing. I hope he realizes how out of line he was.
Jamie: Hopefully, someone talks to him about it. We can't have another night like that.
literally means the end of a cock.
general fucking idiot. nobody likes a bellend.
self obsessed twat that usually smellf
‘how’s your brother?’
‘oh, he’s being a fucking bellend.’
A type of dick head but is circumcised like a filthy Jew. A bellend is either a stupid erotic cunt that likes to toy around with his last bit of foreskin while in the shower with his brother or a prick who cant get his hands of his cock because his sex drive is on a different scale of Jimmy Savile. Chavs use this word a lot because their all circumcised little spazstics. You could also refer a bellend to a bald bloke or a leukaemia infested human.
Jimmy: Boys i managed to stretch my foreskin out so wide my bros head could fit in it
Will: *calls child protection services
Luke: Oi Bellend, your scalps got enough sun you orange looking bastard
Bellend: Cries in Leukaemia
So, one day I was spoken to rudely and I replied with: "youuu bellend"
"I got Told to move out the fucking way, I said to the person "you bellendc