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Blame it on Britt

somehow, no matter what goes wrong, it is Britt's fault.

Gerald: I just crashed my car! Blame it on Britt!

by gerald is cooler than your cat October 15, 2009

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Blame it on the dog

When one defecates in a public area and when confronted blames the dog.

When Jackson shit in Devons pond he used the 'blame it on the dog' technique.

by taboo fat cat June 17, 2011

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Blame Fart

(verb)

This is characterized as a situation in which you blame a really rank fart on a dog, usually your own, and typically in the company of other people so nobody suspects you.

Warning: this term is only to be applied in the most dire circumstances. The result of over blame-farting is the perception that you are overly insecure about your flatulence, and everybody will begin to suspect you.

Jack: Ah, who ripped one?!

Jen: That is putrid!

Josh: *nervously* EWWW, Fido that is disgusting. Sorry guys, Fido has been pretty gas-ish lately.

Jack: I'll say, wow.

Jen: No way, Josh. That was a total blame fart. It was you. We all know Chao Mein does it to you.

Josh: *face reddens*

by pi@noguy December 7, 2010

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Blame JMAN

Blaming JMAN is a must. He is responsible for everyone that fails and everything that is wrong with the world.

MW2 player-I just got noob tubed. I blame JMAN

by kridle June 8, 2011

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Blame Dubya

What's cool to do nowadays.

Got a war going on? Blame Dubya.
Got a stupid conspiracy theory? Blame Dubya.
Got stupid gangbangers causing more shit in the ghettoes of America? Blame Dubya.
Got 4,000 soldiers dead from angry terrorists? Blame Dubya.
99% percent of America blames Dubya.

by OLOL May 29, 2007

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blame google

When blaming Bill Gates for all your technology problems fell out of style. A new phrase was born. One that is far more accurate.

Person 1: Goddamnit my microwave is busted!
Person 2: blame google

by TheWhiteBowser October 12, 2016

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Ref Blaming

Ref Blaming is what a person does when their team loses and he/she can't except that their team lost to a better team on that particular day. These are the same type of people that love participation trophies. They also think that their sport is rigged and everyone is out to get them.

Ref Blaming is very popular with losers.

by Sapper9900 May 17, 2018

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