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A prolapsed anus. Think Goatse or a sphincter after raw anal sex.
A true sign of love for your girl is to slurp cum from her purple blossom.
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N. A colorful ejaculate stemming from the male penis. Usually secondary to an STD or STI.
Adj. An insult directed at a male party, generally one who is acting homosexual in a boisterous kind of way.
1. Wow, that is a nasty case of cock blossom you've got there!
2. That guy that cut me off is a total cock blossom.
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The traditional fart blossom comes from eating a particularly unhealthy meal complete with cheap beer. The effect is a devistating cloud that can be captured by farting onto the hand, capturing the greasy aroma, and then passed off to the victim by opening the hand like a gentle blossom and forcing it onto his or her nose.
My sister was being shitty so I dealt her a mighty Fart Blossom that just about ate her face.
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when ones asshole appears to have turned inside out and hangs hangs out from over exhurtian due to anal sex or over lifting or really big shits
"Yo dude i gave sally a mean blossoming onion when i fucked her ass for 3 hours then slapped her in the gut."
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When a fist is shoved up the anus and the hand blossoms(opens up while inside)
How much for an anal blossom?
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When you shove flowers covered in syrup into a woman's vagina, so that they flowers are propped up looking like a bouquet of flowers.
Dave: Yo man did you and Cindy finally do it since her parents were away from the crib for the weekend?
Skeeter: Yah man it was great, we did some weird shit though. Like For Real she made me give her a sugar blossom.
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A viscous secretion unexpectedly left in one's underwear or the seat of one's pants after passing gas that through the anus.
Key-rist! That fart blossom left a skid-mark in my drawers!
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