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The act of giving a man oral sex. This act should ALWAYS be reciprocated by going down on the giver of the initial blowjob.

Why? Cause it tastes like shit, it's not fun, very few girls enjoy giving them, and we deserve to be repaid.

Keep a girl happy and she'll be willing to do things like this for you. The happier she is, the more she's probably willing to do.

Guy: "Holy shit that was an awesome blowjob! Let me get to the point where I can move again, and it'll be your turn."

Girl: "Sounds good to me!"

by lunalise February 16, 2008

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blowjob

a blowjob is wer u lick a guys cock until t is slippery and wet, then u swirl ur tongue around the head paying special attention to the little bit on the back, whilst swirling ur hand up and down the shaft, gettin faster harder and deeper.Then u take him deep into ur throat and as u cum up swirl around the head, whilst pulling gently and playing with his balls. whilst sucking always lick and contain eye contact.then go harder faster and deeper till he cums, and swallow with a smile. best blowjob ever!

fuck me what an amazing blowjob!

by ???...??? September 15, 2006

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blowjob

~verb~
When a woman sucks a man's dick, most likely because he forces her to. The next best thing to sex before you're married. At least for a guy. It's most enjoyable to a man when you deep throat his cock and swallow every last drop of cum. Slowly trail your finger down his shaft and massage his balls gently. You're welcome, you just had sexual education without even wanting it. Oh wait, that's every time you have sexual education. Nevermind.

Julia smiled as she walked down the aisle in her beautiful white wedding dress because she knew she had given her last blowjob.

Sex is in the air idiots.

by IdioticBananas April 11, 2015

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blowjob

Cocaine transaction.

Person 1: When can I get that blowjob you promised me?
Person 2: Let's hook up at 10pm ;)

by Cless May 28, 2006

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blowjob

the best way to make a girl quite.

dat bitch wsnt able to say even a single thing when i thursted maah grand cock in her mouth she gave me a gr8 blowjob

by babnash July 14, 2006

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Blowjob

Promotion

She gave the boss a blowjob and now she is manager

by jackts9999 May 4, 2009

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Blowjob

Getting your man hood sucked by someone using their mouth. This is to give the person oral pleasure

Guy: Hey girl could you give me a blowjob?
Girl: No, l dont want that in my mouth

by Seb13hus August 18, 2018

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