Bob

A word used to answer any seemingly unanswerable question (usually relating to a person). A combination of Don't know, and Don't care.

Question: Who was president of Nicaragua between 1894 and 1900?
Answer: Bob.

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Bob

What you call the guy in the water with no arms or legs.

-What do you call a guy with no arms and legs when you throw him into the lake?
-Bob

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bob

noun and verb. British slang for poo

1. Who's got bob all over my rug?

2. Where's Bill? He's gone for a bob.

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Bob

A name you might call someone when you've forgotten their real name, or are just screwing with them. Best used on a person who doesn't fit the name at all, like a woman, or someone with a very long, complicated name that has a lot of sylables.

The Mysterious Mr. Man: "Hey, what's your name?...Uh, Bob...yeah, Bob. Can you get that armadillo for me?"

Xeanequa: "You're a dick"

Mr. Man: "And you have no sense of humor"

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a bob

a B.O. (body odor) B.itch
so someone who is a bad odor problem and is a bitch!

Girls Passes

Dude: God she's such a bob!

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Bob

A common name people memed the hell out of

"Hey what's your name?"
"Bob."
"I FOUND A NEW MEME!"

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The Bob

Nickname for Bank One Ballpark, located in downtown Phoenix, AZ. Home of the Arizona Diamondbacks.

Let's go see the D-Backs play the Padres this weekend at The Bob!

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