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When your girl gives you head while you eat cinnamon toast crunch
Bro I got some dank head and breakfast this morning... me and my biddie both feasted!
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A ritualistic gathering of the Delta Chi fraternity every Monday morning, during which pledge brothers sodomize each other while the Dean jerks off into his coffee.
I have to go to bed early so my asshole is rested for breakfast table.
K-Y Jelly makes 40% of its sales on Sunday night due to Breakfast Table the following morning.
I certainly wouldn't want to be the one cleaning up all the jizz that was left on the Breakfast Table this morning.
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To skip eating breakfast entirely and just have coffee and a cigarette
Eaten this morning yet? Nah, just going outside for a french breakfast
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(n.) A classy alternative to the the phrase 'rim job'.
'Cause I said what about "breakfast at Tiffany's".
You said "I think I remember the smell",
As I recall, I think, we both kind of liked it.
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(1) The trademarked slogan for the General Mills breakfast cereal "Wheaties", a product that has been marketed since 1924.
(2) The title of Kurt Vonnegut's 1973 novel "Breakfast of Champions, or Goodbye Blue Monday".
(3) A ironically humorous expression that is used to indicate a food or beverage that isn't very good for you.
EXAMPLE of senses (1) and (2) :
' The expression "Breakfast of Champions" is a registered trademark of General Mills, Inc., for use on a breakfast cereal product. The use of the identical expression as the title for this book is not intended to indicate an association with or sponsorship by General Mills, nor is it intended to disparage their fine products.'
-- Kurt Vonnegut, being ironical on page 1 of the Preface to his 1973 novel "Breakfast of Champions", a tongue-in-cheek admonition he repeats verbatim in Chapter 18 (on page 195).
EXAMPLE of sense (3):
' I now had Bonnie MacMahon, bring more yeast excrement to . . . Karabekian. Karabekian's drink was a Beefeater's dry martini with a twist of lemon peel, so Bonnie said to him, "Breakfast of Champions."
' "That's what you said when you brought me my first martini," said Karabekian.
' "I say that every time I give anybody a martini," said Bonnie.
' Doesn't that get tiresome?" said Karabekian. "Or maybe that's why people found cities in Godforsaken places like this -- so that they can make the same jokes over and over again, until the Bright Angel of Death stops their mouths with ashes."
' "I just try to cheer people up," said Bonnie. "If that's a crime, I never heard about it till now. I'll stop saying it from now on. I beg your pardon. I did not mean to give offense." '
-- From Kurt Vonnegut's 1973 novel "Breakfast of Champions", Chapter 19 (pages 208 - 211).
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Purdue University tradition, people line up at the bars saturday morning waiting to get wasted before goin to tailgate to get more wasted. All in preperation for some good 'ol boilermaker football
Are you hittin up the breakfast club tomorrow, of course then i'm gonna watch the boilers kick the crap out of Akron
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Boiler the FUCK up!
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the best movie i have ever seen. its funny and drmatic at the same time. its about five people who are completely different, having to spend a day in detention together. They come to relaize that their differences can bring them closer, and in many ways theyre a lot alike. the "impossible" was reached (having them all relate) and they formed the breakfast club. greatest movie iv seen so far in my life.
"you may not talk, you may not move from these seats, and you may not sleep"
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