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(In football) When one goes in for a tackle deliberately to shit on their opponent. Typically done to take an opposing player out of the match. Done by any means, even if the player committing the brexit tackle must receive a red card.
“The match was tied with 7 minutes remaining, so we had out least valuable player brexit tackle their striker into his fucking grave. It was biblical mate.
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Tactic on football:
Going beyond parking the bus, Brexit ball is the act of putting most, if not all players in the box to block shots and intercept passes.
Popularised by Sean Dyche's Burnley side, the tactic is shunned by the football world alike for its boring nature.
Despite the fact that Chelsea had 96% possession, and 47 shots, Dyche's Brexit Ball kept the ball away from the keeper
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A bone crunching, earth shaking, proper English geezer tackle. This tackle does not care about human life or care about the consequences, this tackle must be given a criminal charge afterwards.
Nick crunched that Cameron Twat who wouldn’t stop doing Antony spins. The tackle was highly compared to the legendary Brexit tackle.
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A style of football often played by bottom half premier league teams with an English manager consisting of route one football with target men and set pieces.
Burnley survived relegation thanks to their brexit football.
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A true brexit geezer is a loveable old british chap. He has a lovely wife Susan, two beautiful children, one who he calls his beautiful little princess , and the next goat of football, george.
He owns a vintage Bugatti with top speeds second to none.He enjoys eating a delicious all english breakfast and a quick pint at the renowned establishment "Toby's" before taking little george to football.
He then goes and guzzles down a plate of "chippy" after a little bit o'banter after the 38:0 loss.
after this, he plops his voluptuous, juicy ahh at the local pride for some good ol' pie before heading home to his beloved Susan's lovely home cooked meal!
and to finish his day off, he plops down his, again, very juicy and voluptuous ahh, down at the local pub for a cup of pint with the lads and then retires for the day to his fortress of dreams.
James really is a true brexit geezer innit?
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the mental condition impacting the ability to describe the specific requirements of Brexit
We were having a great chat about politics, and all of a sudden they got a case of Brexiteer's block
A very limited or non-existent meal.
Oh mate, that's a Brexit Banquet!