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A conservative that feels victimized when something doesn't go their way. Often comes with the feeling that anything that doesn't reflect their world view has some unfair bias against them.
Only a Butthurt Conservative would use a website like urban dictionary to slander people they don't agree with
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People who are always terminally butthurt seek things to be offended about.
Jill was terminally butthurt about the subject of men in power as she constantly sought ways to find fault with them.
Someone who is/was offended by something you said or did. Upset and or angry.
Person 1: You really pissed that Tony guy off!
Person 2: I so did! I was like "Bye Felicia" and that punched his ticket to the Butthurt Train!
The locomotive that people climb aboard when their sensitive little feelings get hurt(Mostly for pussies)
Person 1: I seen that guy trying to pick you up at the bar last night..
Person 2: He was trying hard. I told him he looks like a male Brittany Spears and that punched his ticket to the Butthurt Train.
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The practice of prosecuting individuals out of embarrassment, well in excess of any demonstrable harm. The practice is particularly ubiquitous in Western democracies where sedition is an unpopular prosecutorial tack in order to dispense retributive punitive enforcement in response to indefensible egg-on-the-face.
Two cases are particularly illustrative:
The US government's piling on of charges against Barrett Brown constitutes a very clear, inflamed case of butthurt-prosecution.
Barrett Brown guardian.co.uk/commentisfree/2013/mar/21/barrett-brown-persecution-anonymous
Although he pleaded guilty to offenses carrying ~20 years in prison, Bradley Manning must still stand trial for his life, as the DoD and DoS have a wicked bout of butthurt-prosecution.
Bradley Manning bradleymanning.org/
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Peanut Butthurt is a play on the word "Peanut Butter". It is a sexual act that involves anal sex using crunchy peanut-butter as lube. Shards of peanuts that are present in crunchy-peanut butter can cause minute lacerations inside the rectum, which causes pain to the person on the receiving end of the "Peanut Butthurt". Hence the name.
Jack gave Samantha a Peanut Butthurt last night. Although it was pleasurable, Samantha was sore for days.
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When a christian realizes there is no God.
Joe became a butthurt christian today.
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