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Mariah Carey is a PRATT! she's a dumb mixed race, crooner. why do so many people like the bitch? she cant sing for toffe and looks like a decaying horse's rear-end! she dreeses like a confused 'gangsta' pikey on drugs!
she's a role moddel for young, confused adolescent girls, breaking up with their 2 week boyfriends. How great would it be to encourage young girls to kill theselves over a guy?
Mariah Carey - Shoot the ugly Bitch!
a highly dellousional, mixed race teen: *crys* i cant believe i broke up with Runako!! after 2 weeks! i loved him.. how could he do this to me? *crys*
**Mariah Carey 'we belong togeather' comes on radio**
highly dellousional, mixed race teen: thats it. Mariah's been through it... i must kill myself. that's what she would do.
**Mariah Carey 'can i get ya number baby' comes on radio**
dillusional mixed race teen: in fact. i think i'll go give my nmber to a nigger, get raped n killed in a clubs toilets...
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A fat singer who uses all her album profits to use "Pitch Correction" on many of her albums. Her music has inspired many of the "rap" artists today. She inspired them by her excessive use of the same sounds/beat for her "music".
Since many found out her music sounds the same all the time, only ignorant people find her music "intresting" and her, "hot".
She tried to stay "cool" by marrying 27 year old, Nick Cannon.
She is also known as Mooriah Scarey and (I'm) Mariah (and you can't) Carey (me).
"Re-touch my body, make me look skinnier. I like looking like a whore in my videos, it makes me connect with the stupid youth of today, take Nick for example" - Mariah Carey
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The Queen of Christmas and everything else
"Mariah Carey died for our sins and invented Christmas"
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a really talented singer who can sing like awesome within 9 octaves....but she sounds like a dolphin on the 3 highest octaves. i think she should be arrested for to much cleavage and singing so high she actaully broke my friends glasses at a concert.
wow....that dolphin totally just pulled off a mariah carey!
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Singer who scream/sings and whose songs are the same.
Oh great, Mariah Carey is number 1 on the charts again, yawn.
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Term used when you take a poop, stick a hotdog in your ass and then eat the hotdog.
Wow I could really go for a dirty Carey
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This bitch is a lesbian. But she covers it up by dating boys with names such as matt or dan. She's a cool girl to hang out with but don't be surprised when she kicks you out of the bed in the middle of the night for taking too much blanket. Melissa Carey can be used as a verb to show violence in the middle of the night but not remembering it the next morning or an adjective to explain a closet nerd.
"Wow dude you Melissa Careyed me last night"
or
Friend #1: "Want to go to the movies tonight?"
Friend #2: "Nah, I hafta study tonight.."
Friend #1: "Come on dude you're being Melissa Carey"
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