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A destructive penis with a length of over 16 inches that rips open the vagina of any lady.
The man had a chainsaw wang. His wife needed 10 days to recover from the penetration.
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A term used when a man with a penis that sees a lot of sexual action/tears through a lot of vagina has to see a doctor due to damage done to the penis.
"I have to get my chainsaw repaired tomorrow. Fucked about a dozen girls last night and I think I did some serious damage."
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When an EMO girl dresser her vagina in razorblades and therefore cuts of the penis when it is inserted.
"Dude, the chick did a swedish chainsaw to me last night!" "Cool story bro"
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A sex position in a two man one woman threesome where the woman (preferably easy to lift and handle) holds herself up with her hands in a doggy style position and has her legs lifted up under one of the men from behind. The woman is sucking the other guy’s dick but because she’s getting pounded so hard and fast, she continuously chokes on the guys dick, replicating someone revving up a chainsaw.
Ron: Jeremy and I just did the Texas chainsaw on this chick we found in the bar.
Jeremy: Yeah, it was amazing. She was on the verge of tears but she loved every bit of it.
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Painfully massive build-up of gas and diarrhea, suddenly with malice aforethought, let loose in a long, sputtering geyser of liquid poo fully emptying your bowels as loudly as the sound of a run-away chainsaw. This will coat anything/anybody in a 3 foot radius with hot, nasty, viscous ass fluid.
As my cheatin' ass girlfriend was tryin' to win my heart back by givin' me a Rusty Trombone, I gave her a lesson in pay-back by introducing her to a Leaky Chainsaw she'll never forget!
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Another description for the female genitalia due to frequent intercourse, or cake mashing. Closely related with mud flaps and pussy lips.
Alexis, what the crap is wrong with your pussy? Looks like a chainsaw wound...
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A player on Gears of War who lacks any kind of skill, and therefore must get all of his/her kills with the chainsaw.
"FUCKING CHAINSAW NOOB!"
"I hate that fucking chainsaw n00b on the other team! Doesn't he have any kind of fucking skill?!"
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