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Definition of literal perfection.
Someone: that kid that always reminded the teacher we had homework died!!!
Me: * chefs kiss *
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The meanest man on the face of the Earth. He is the owner and head chef of Hell's Kitchen. While he is mean, he also funny. He strictly criticizes his hell's kitchen chefs meals. He is amazing.
Chef: Sorry chef, i pulled it out of my ass.
Chef Ramsey: Well put it back in there, cuz that sucked.
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An expert in the field of marinatng, massaging, and beating meat. All in the quest for excellence in the field of cock preparation. A true practioner of the arts of man meat.
I heard that guy smokes pole, that he's a real cock chef.
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1. A ruthless chef who puts laxatives in everything and will stop at nothing to make sure your trip to the bathroom isn't a fun one.
2. A synonym for taking a shit.
I'm gonna need to take a big Chef Paul after Taco Tuesday.
When a man has a lady gape her asshole, fills her colon with whipped cream, and dunks his testes inside.
I whipped up a chef's basket before with my lady. It provided a nice mocha-colored moisturizer for my balls.
Megatool-hatertot. Senile, wacked out player who's steelo is beat. Gotta give him props on his mad skittles in the kitchen while keeping it real, he hella kills it. Drives an old beat hoopty. He thinks he's such a mack daddy! Sits around all day, disses us about our shit, then just throws kosher in my beef even though it comes out bomb, he needs to chill. Gotta give him props on his ghetto ass front though. He lays down some mad beats in his spare time. He better step off though-I'm coming up fast.
Chef Chris, that donkey. He's such a tool.
1. assistant chef
2. cute red headed nymphomaniac
The soup chef was whispering sweet nothings such as "You make me cum so hard" in the tennis player's ear.
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