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A person's chode that is so small that it's inside out and is just a hole where the penis is sussposed to be.
Man: "hey, give me head!"
Women: "no, you have a chinese chode!"
Man:" well, then put on a strap on and fuck the hole"
Women:" ok!"
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(noun) an alcoholic beverage concealed within a larger receptacle that prevents the rousing of suspicion when in public areas that prohibit the use of such substances.
Guy 1 "I'd love to see that movie tonight, but I really wanna drink."
Guy 2 "No problem. Just grab a large cup from the snack stand and make a Chinese Submarine."
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"Hacked by Chinese!" appeared in the text of the Code Red Worm which attacked a vulnerability in Microsoft IIS web servers in July, 2001. In some internet forums, the phrase has become a put-down synonymous with "you lose!" The meaning of the original term is obscure; perhaps a reference by the originators of the worm to a supposed Chinese-American internet war, though the origin of the worm, which infected some 250,000 computers within 9 hours according to NIPC, was never traced.
Slashdot comment: "Hacked by Chinese!" -August 7, 2001, on news of a new human vs. machine chess match.
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Chinese girls get married only for green card. And they are realistic.
Please read this about chinese marriage
hello everyone
about chinese girls... ooh i read many things on your forum... it was quiet funny... anyway, i am french and i am married with a chinese woman... i am with her for 6 years.... and believe me, chinese girls are far away to be a real idealist girl that men can imagine...
- first, life is a game for them... does not matter what, married or not married... and that is completly true, men have to guess what they have in mind.
- second, they will never accept that they are wrong... honestly i don t know why ? too proud ? mh??!!
- no real respect for things in general.
- if they do not have a real answer or justifitive from a question... they will tell you, here it is china, or they will tell you, well i am chinese... or people in china are like that.
- then, if you express yourself about something that you have , notice that was bad... she will do agree with you... but she will not mean it really, because she is also like this.
- if you do not accept what she wants, she will play the little girl.or even cry ( it s fake ).
- most of the time, she will tell you that she bought something for you... but the real part, it will be for her...
- they always expect more from a man than they can provide.
- most of topic of the day, MONEY.
- reading book, usually, love story... so bullshit.
i think that i said the most commun... GOOD LUCK for men who want to be with a chinese women... honestly, i regret my marriage :)))))
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The tolerance on parts of products requiring assembly that are made in China. No matter how precisely aligned, the screw, or nuts, or washers, or bolts slip right through their assigned slots. Also known as Chigger rigged.
That's the fifth time I've had to line that bolt up. Must be within Chinese tolerance.
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When you have anal sex in the missionary position, and let your nuts hang along the small of the girl's back.
What a long night.....my girl was wearing my Chinese Bookbag for hours!
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Performing cunnilingus from the wheelbarrow position
Sarah needs to build up her arm strength; we were barely ten minutes into a chinese bricklayer and she needed to rest.
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