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the clap

Definition 1:
It is a a misnomer or bastardization of "the collapse". Which comes from World Wars when gonorrhea was so prevalent among GI's. It was in the hospital wards where the soldiers were that the medics and other patients would refer to it as "the collapse". Which through man's insufferable need to makes things smaller and easier because they are lazy, putrid, and even at the risk of endangering themselves, ignorant, shortened the word to "the clap".
Definition 2:
The term comes from the Paris neighborhood Clapier because of it's large number of prostitutes, or whores/hoes during the 14th century. And the word "clapier" might also have been another way of saying brothel or whore house, slut barn,pussy shack, or your mom's box, because of the prevalence of gonorrhea.

#1: A wounded soldier to a nurse changing a bedpan:

" What's wrong with that guy over there?"
Nurse:
" Oh, him? Oh, he's got the clap from one of those gook* hookers." * No offense to any Asian's who read this. I am not racist I just put it into context.
#2: I am too stoned to come up with an example of the second definition. Be lucky you got this much.

by McPenis Private Eye January 30, 2010

137πŸ‘ 142πŸ‘Ž


Clapped

Terminology used to describe someone as undesirable, ugly, ruined, destroyed, after a sexual encounter.

Cedric: Scott said he clapped my girl behind my back and called me a cuck... Well he can fucking have her then.

Haley: ugh I got clapped after I left the bar last night.

by Sliick1 June 19, 2019

6πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


Clapped

Getting high; getting fucked up

Damn me and my nigga Michael got clappped last night. He got sooo fucked up. We getting fucked up tonight. stupid booty to get clapped is to get fucked up

by daboss_0 November 2, 2017

5πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


clapped

Broken, in-operable, or otherwise incapable of performing it's original intended use/function.

Oh man I would drive you downtown but my ride is clapped out.

by THECHANCELLOR8 November 8, 2010

70πŸ‘ 73πŸ‘Ž


Clapped

An abbreviation of the words; 'killed, battered, smashed..' difference being once you have been clapped you foam from the mouth and seize out of the floor, sometimes bleeding from the ears/eyes. Resulting in death 100% of the time

S-Dog: "Shan that boy got Clapped eh."
T-Dog: "Shan boys pure deed eh, no recovering from a clap."
S-Dog: "Aye gadj, he was pure seizing on the floor."
T-Dog: "lol"

by SlipperySandison October 3, 2017

8πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


Clapped

Related Terms: Stupid

Dumb

Someone who is stupid beyond belief and never ceases to amaze people how dumb they really are.

β€œShe said Japan was in the Middle East, how clapped can you get?”

by Clappppped November 26, 2017

7πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


clap

to bus a shot, or shoot and kill someone.

I should clap your punk ass right here.

by Jago April 12, 2003

55πŸ‘ 58πŸ‘Ž